Was Lenny Henry a boxer?– Natalie Husselbee
If you’re unemployed ok, just call yourself freelance.– Jedward
Me: I can't believe the new Coldplay album isn't on Spotify.
Nat: Probably because the money goes to Oxfam or some shit.
They’re like rapey squid!– Nat on cuttlefish
The Misuse of QR Codes
On my way into Birmingham, I saw a billboard with three letters and a QR code. Ridiculous. Who on earth is going to get their phone out and scan that whilst they’re driving? People that use QR codes because they’re “edgy” and “fresh” aren’t looking at the real communication problem at hand. QR codes almost always feel like a bolt-on idea that was thrown...
If the market is quiet, be loud. If the market is loud, be quiet.– Matt Lees
Nat Pullin on knowing her engine
Nat Pullin: You can get at least 250,000 miles out of a cavalier.
Matt Lees: Really?! What engine has it got?
Nat Pullin: A Vauxhall one.
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The problem with kids is once you’ve had ‘em, you’ve got...– Nat on having children. WIN!
STOP DIGGING!– Nat on Tony Robinson
How can she teach English when she’s American?– Natalie Husselbee
Sue on French
Me: How can you have a female Bannana?
Sue: I know! It's quite clearly male.
Whilst carrying out studio repairs...
Me: Put it in the hole above
Sue: That's what she said.
The nights are darker now though…– Natalie Husselbee
Me: I wouldn't have thought that there were that many books for the deaf.
Sue: Surely every book is for the deaf.
The definition of an expert is someone who knows what not to do.– Charles Willson
Success is going from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.– William Churchill
A little Wordpress help please?
Ok, so I’m working with a wordpress plugin that creates 3 dropdown menus and a search button for the site categories. When you hit search it returns results for all categories selected. Unfortunately, if there are no results, it simply returns nothing. I need to get a notification (i.e. Whoops, no results there!) and I’m not sure where to go. I’ve tried lots, including...
Microsoft Sharepoint isn’t really a CMS, its more of a CFS - insert the...– @squaredeye
Kai von Rabenau: Do you strive for simplicity?
Manfred Eicher: Clarity, perhaps. We all strive for simplicity, which is often the most difficult thing of all.
Music is using sound to organise emotions in time.– Manfred Eicher
Silence is a paradisiacal state of purity and innocence violently pierced by the...– Slavoj Žižek
Is adding a hashtag to the start of a tv show enough of a stimulus to engage?
So is that really David Attenborough?– Nat re: Jurassic Park
A website where you write a bio and upload an avatar. This then updates across all of your connected services across the web. Someone help me build it?
If you bottled up all the shit that people say, you’d have yourself a big...– Natalie Husselbee
Weekend at Mort's iPhone Ringtone
If you love Bob’s Burgers nearly as much as me you’ll have a deep appreciation for the song “Weekend at Mort’s”. If, like me, you cannot stop singing ”Weekend at Mort’s”, I have the perfect gift for you… an iPhone ringtone (it’s a perpetual loop of the hook)! Download Ringtone
Don’t go to Mexico, it’s full of Mexicans.– Gavin Thatcher